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Here and the photos for my Bangkok trip with Aliff, Rebecca, Siti & Jonathan.
It's so overdue but better late then never.

An estimated 300 pictures & perhaps 10+- videos.
So give it some time to load.

DAY 1

5am in the morning. Changi Airport Terminal 1.

The food there got gold dust and diamond garnish, fuck ex.

My chio purse from Mina some years ago.
Brought it to Thailand to store my money.

Checking In.

Aliff's work on the screen.
I saw mine also but ccb, the screen rotation takes a million year, so i left without taking picture.

More of aliff's work! yes, that thing behind is designed by him.

I r happy!!!

To the plane!

Yes, i am chio!

Got to wait.
The place was fucking nostalgic, reminded me of my past visit to other countries.

The window seat i chose.

Fucking retarded but this is real.

Flying.

On air liao.

Siti is afraid of flying but she survived. Twice!

Chio hor ? In the middle of 2 cloud layers.

Trying hard to sleep, we failed.

Chio, the sun burns.

Vat ish Beck doing ?

Sleeps alot. Why so tired ?

The sun was shining, she added rainbows to the plane.

Flying buddy.

Wanted to take the reflection of the sky or something, fail.

Beck's purse for Thailand. This is her Family Thailand Coin Purse. Mind you.

Chicken wings, duck wings, plane wings.

See see see, got this other plane leaving chem trail !!!

When we were on Thailand grounds.

About to land soon.

No, haven land yet.

Landing v soon.

Landed with exploded wings AHAHAHHAHA.

Thailand Airport.

Taxi service, only theres 5 of us so they gave us a van.

Leaving Thailand Airport.

Platinum Shopping Center's food court.

I started eating Beef again.

Going back to check in.

Checking in, fortunately our room is not haunted.

Me looking grumpy, but i was actually quite excited.

I quite like the toilet.

Them planning on where to go in the following days.

Forgot what this was about.

Tuktuk. Everyone was afraid of flying out.

Ride of your life.

Thailand traffic.

Watch him touch me.

At some high class food court. The food there(Thailand) is AWESOME.

Siti ate a lot of tom yum there.

My cherry.

Suan Lum Night Bazaar.

I love that place, so much things to buy, cooling weather.

Go back hotel for the night already.

Last shot of Day 1.

DAY 2

Saturday we went Chatuchak Weekend Market.

I love it there, i LOVE it, mad love. That place was indeed as big as everyone described. Impossible to finish shopping it in 2 days time considering they only open on Sat and Suns. They.Have.Anything.They.Have.Everything.

Typical Scene. On the main road.

Hot like fuck but it was worth it.

In the smaller streets now.

Them shopping for hand dyed shirts.

Me waiting.

Jon bought a lot of plaid shirts its not even funny.

Our break time. I rem there was a point of time i feel like fainting.
I told myself NO FAINTING, YOU NEED TO SHOP! NO TIME.
So i continued.

Beneath the Clock tower, the "meeting point".

Mad Ugly.

Lunch. In one of the shops in Chatuchak.
Had to write your own orders.
Can see what aliff drew on the paper ?

New shades, mad cheap.

Me.

Aliff.

Mystery fail shot Jon took. Everyone thinks that girl is chio.

This is the appetizer leh.

Catfish something. I have no idea what is it.
I'm guessing Catfish maw.

Old school coke! With rusty opening. HAHAHA.

Very nice chicken wings.

Bought mad chio rainbow bag for me to throw everything inside, no more messy plastic bags everywhere!

Boys school street performance i think.
They were really dancing and shaking their butts.
Very gutsy, pay me a million and i might consider.

Then we reached the animal section.

First thing we saw.
Nice hor??!?!?!?!!?

Puppies! They are only out on the main street when the sun is away.
Otherwise they are all inside the little street, show you all more later.

Still along the puppy street.

We saw batman at Chatuchak.

We saw Captain Jack Sparrow at Chatuchak. (Fake duh)

Read the signs. hahaha.

Went back to hotel to rest. Enought chatuchak for the day.

My mad chio rainbow bag from there. Everything i bought just throw inside, so good.

Resting.

Suggestive post.

Sluts.

Fuck ugly but i'll post anyway!!

No, not day 3 yet.
We went back to Suan Lum Night Bazaar!!
Shopped a lot there, i didn't really take a lot of pictures.

Chio lights.

Supper with Live performances.

Pussy show menu ! Shown to us on the cab when going back to the hotel.

Listen to what the cab driver has to say about Pussy show!

Midnight supper back to hotel!

Day 2 ended. Day 3 !!!!!!!!

Tuktuk in the morning to...
I forgot the place. Right it's Khao San.

At night, this place is flooded with ang mohs slacking by the pubs and bars.

Soon, you will see what you wanna see.

Changing currency, not enuff to spend.

Piercing shop, tons of jewelry.

Beck buying.

So much to choose.

After some short shopping at Khao San, we left that place.

On a cab! With some religious thingy on the roof.

Meter chart, not like anyone cares.

To where else, but Chatuchak, Sunday leh!
This is the Fred Perry store, got 2 story one, probably the only one in Chatuchak.

Them shopping in the super squeezy store.

Me alone on the top floor. Resting nia.
And all these are Crocodile shirts.

CHATUCHAK!!!!!!

Then we went to see animals again.

We were looking at some other puppies when Jon took the following pic for the blog readers to guess.

he said "nah, give the people at the blog something to guess."

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Why of course, it's an asshole. Credits to Jon.

Mad cute.

Beck buying stuff for her dog.

The small alley with a lot of puppies.

Si bei a lot of puppies. I also saw snakes kept in water bottles -_-

Then we continue shopping.
Saw a magazine while shopping so i browsed it.

Mega lol.

Then we left Chatuchak for the last time and went to shop at some shopping center.
Just walking around out hotel area mostly.

Forgot where is this but theres a lot of shopping centers around.

Little Siam, Bugis Street's Clone.
Pricey also.

The stall on the right is my favourite.
The fucking chicken, it's 10x times better than KFC.

Resting very much.

Pork slices deep fried. We thought it was some tongue or something but nope.
Sibei good.

Best bubble tea i've ever had i swear.
Singapore's milk tea cannot make it.

The menu.

We were a lil lost, asking for direction LOL.

Siam Paragon! No picture taking allowed.

Siam Paragon, HAHA.

Their chio super market.
WHAT!? I tourist what!! Suaku a bit cannot meh!

Siam Paragon hor, is like the hub of all rich thais.
I swear, when we walked passed the carpark, all the expensive cars are there. Neverending rows of them.
Imagine carpark lvl 1, rollsroyce, lotus, ferrari, all parked like siao.
Branded cars buy from Chatuchak very cheap maybe.

THAILAND CANAL ALSO CHIO LOR!
THE COLOUR WAS ALMOST BLUE. MAD CHIO.

Walking towards our hotel, some distance away. We were semi-lost but hotel was in sight.

Then we decided to take a shortcut, fucking cut into the slums.

The slums was smellier, dirtier, darker and sadder place.

Beside the slums, thailand construction!!!

Slum canal wasn't as chio as the Paragon canal. ):Tho they are probably carrying the same water.

Decided to go eat before going back hotel so bamb, A&W.

Bet you are curious what A&W still sells.

Technically you dont use a straw to drink root beer, but i pussy.

Eat finish we went back hotel.

Then aliff and siti showed us something they bought.

Ten ten ten ten !!!!!
A ton of fried insects!

I only tried the grasshopper leg, feels like eating the tail of a prawn.
The frog was too hard to chew so i gave up.
Beck and aliff loved the frog, says it taste like chicken, mega wtf.
Thats cocoon thing was left untouched.

Packing half way. My Loot.

More packing to do.

Mad cheap bags i bought for my sis.

Le shits we bought.

We agreed. So much shopping the stuff looked fucking disgusting.

Beck packing.

Why of course, it's me.

Jon and aliff's room.

Aliff dressing halfway, yes that is his penis, says him.

Anyway, more about the room.
The first night, Me, Jon and Aliff shared 1 room.
Beck and Siti shared another.

Beck says the room feels weird, everything feels weird.
They freaked out, we freaked out, first night 5 person sleep together.

Then the Jon and Aliff had some manly instincts kicking in, ego showdown,
they decided to just sleep in the weird room.
So i slept with the girls all the way till we left.

Har har har, i am such a pussy.

Beck says i look like monkey.

One of the many supper sessions.
My favourite food from Thailand is actually the 7-11 sandwich. -_-

It's THAT good.
Toasted bread, melting cheese, nice ham. YUM CCB.

With that, ends day 3.
DAY 4.

Never knew the word Dumbwaiter.
Before you laugh, that word exists.
Dumbwaiter : Wikipedia

Collecting breakfast pass before you can be admitted.

Hungry, sleepy & waiting.

Breakfast area!!!

The food. Wasn't very nice. It's just food for the tummy.
If you go thailand budget, breakfast buffet eat till you going to vomit, can skip lunch. (:

Our food. Eat till vomit much.

We were the last to leave. hahaha.

Still eating.

Our princess.

Finished eating.

The eating experience.

Me, chio hair. I didnt wax and got this effect, so had to take.

Siti doing her makeup.

We went back to Platinum Center again. Cuz it's only opposite.
Some last minute shopping of what's left with our money.

When the shopping center is empty, it's good shopping hours.
Any later and the people starts flooding in, very sian one.

Black Canyon Coffee i think. Or was it Black Kenya..
Not like it matters.

Can see Armari Hotel ? That's where weiling was staying, but we never met up, cheebye.

TEN TEN TEN TEN.
BECK DID DREADLOCKS.

She test 1 dreadlock first.

Last chio shot before she expose her forehead to the world.
Or rather, before I expose the forehead to the world.

Eating street food while waiting.

Halfway wait till too sian. We went shopping.

I saw this by the stairs.
Hahaha.

Shop with a lot of chio stuff.

back to beck.
Nonsence thai women said 1 hour. 1 my ass, it was close to 2 hours if i remember.

20% forehead!

Madfunny. hahaha.

Siti's thunder tights. Mad in thailand she says.
"Give me 2 weeks, i hardcore diet." HAHAHA!

Here's what she'd look like if she had dreadlocks.

The other 20% of her forehead!!!!

Misused my camera.

The auntie behind got nice hair hor ?

Aliff & Siti got bored, started whipping each other with dreadlocks.

She insecure about her forehead, i'm still camping for the golden shot.

60% forehead. LOL

Quite disturbing.

Shy again, Like some snail, touch a bit will go back one.

Then she had no choice but just "aiya take la take la"
But wasn't the golden shot i was looking for.

Nope.

YES!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA.

We went to buy her a bandana or sort to cover her forehead.

Happy.

See that feelers.

Us waiting.

Golden touch.

99% complete.

Tadah, chio.

So we chilled at this pub.
Experience the "ang moh go thailand slack".

Me, chio.

Couple shot they didn't know i took.

Khao San is the place.

The ang mohs love it here, just sit and people watch.
I'm ok with it but i think i'd like to continue shopping. HAHAHA.

Ang mohs.

So we went back to MBK Shopping Center for the awesome foodcourt again.
Good news is can pay by credit card.
better news if all their food rocks.

Green Curry set.

green Curry - no set. LOL

Don't remember taking this picture.
Must be someone anyhow misuse my cam again.

Eating eating.

My awesome beef cheese burger. The patty is THIS thick. <--------------->

So after eating, we went to take taxi.
Remember, if you take taxi, go by meter!!!

While walking on the streets, we chanced upon this Ge Tai looking night bazaar.
More shopping.

Crabs. Got some slugs or something beside which the lady wanted to give us try but NO ONE DARED.

So this is what Thailand pasar malam looks like.

Noticed a lot of street food sells sushi.
Never tried it, fresh meh? The weather there is damn hot, the fish confirm chao sng one.

SUPER CLASSIC GAME.

I think the sign says, Please don't aim pubic area.

Ferris Wheel that looks like you'd fall from it 100% if you ride it.

Betting his all on last min gifts HAHAHAHA.

More bets.

All bets.

Keep betting.

Last bet.

Won nothing, yay!!!

The Ge Tai we saw.
The song sucks btw.

The hotel we stayed at.
Taken in the middle of the night.

Siti's tummy, also made in thailand.

Back in hotel.

Trying beck's bandana beanie thingy.
W/e it's called.

She say i fierce!

I say she Bob Marley.

That's day 4.
Day 5 is going back Singapore.

In the super early morning.

Packed and Ready.

Super early, super empty.

Check out.

Dunno for what so w/e.

Waiting.

Waiting for the Van we booked back to airport.

Too early so waited v long also.

The van was here, only managed to take this shot when they upload the luggage.

Airport.

Siti.

Reach already. They quite grumpy and don't wanna go back SG, i was fucking excited.

Yes, check in.

Waiting.

Beck's luggage.

Mine.

Le flight back.

Le queing to check in.

Chio ice cream that spins in slow mo.

Inside Thailand airport, all the branded stuff.

Looking fking white. No photoshop involved.

Again, too early, so waited more at some Cafe.

i'm the only one happy.

Tiger Airways. Not our plane. Pfff..

Aliff started break dancing.

Yes our plane is here.

Mad chio bag i saw on Jetstar mag on plane.
Saw the real thing, too small for me.

And boomz. We were home. Didn't bother taking pictures after that.
I love Thailand (:

11:49:00 AM

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Hello, sluts.

I am back from Bangkok and i didn't die.

My insurance is so wasted.

Anyways! Will be blogging by tomorrow or friday latest, complete with chio pictures & videos!

Stay tuned.

5:40:00 PM

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Left Singapore for Bangkok.

Gone on 02OCT09
Back on 06OCT09

If you want anything, sms me, i am contactable.
Don't be shy.

Will be seeing Weiling and Justina there also!

As you know, due to the recent earthquake at Indo, tsunami warning have been issued.

Love you all, if i die there and never make it back.
Please remember me ok?

Please come to my funeral, everyone of you who cares,
i would like to see you guys for one last time before i reincarnate into a sexy rich lady in New York.

I have left my MSN password on my mac, so if i really die, please ask my family to switch on my mac for my MSN password to spread the news that i died and ask them all to my funeral.

I already bought insurance from Ling but my parents don't know, so remember to ask them to claim also.

That's all, i have no dying wish because i already have everything i want.
Please burn me paper servants because i don't really know how to do house chores.

Cry loud loud and shout at me to run away from the fire when the cremation is in process.
Please please please burn me good computer and fast internet.

Okay!!!! Thanks hor!!!
BYEBYE!!!!!

12:28:00 AM

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I am not dead. Unfortunately for you. hahaha.

Was excited that World of Warcraft got new expansion but it's not happening until 2010 October. Knn that time i am in the middle of a mountain serving the country. Too bad la hor.

Got slut enough ? Next time i take a pic with the legs spread wide wide.
Got to live up to my name.

HHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

Anyways! Been cutting down on L4D, so sad. But the last one was a blast.

Another fullhouse game with them all.
Mad fun.

Physical with junwei, finally, again.
RAWRRRRRR.

12:29:00 AM

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