Ang WeiLing nothing funny okay, here i am, so serious about my intellectual post and there you are laughing ? Wtf you so bu gei mian zi ?

Anyways,
life is so fucking boring for me i tell tell you my daily schedule. And friends might find it useful in keeping track of what i'm doing.

12pm - Prolly still sleeping or gonna wake up soon..
3pm - Playing WoW
7pm - Stopped WoW, watching TV/Dinner, slack
10pm - Prolly back to WoW (this is when m ost people PM me and i tend to reply slow because IM IN THE GAME HELLO?)
12am - Very busy in game you will never find me in msn
2am - Stomach is grumbling, im hungry
3am+ - sitting in the living room with my dog eating noodles.. poor me
4am - sleeping/trying to sleep

and it goes back to 12pm

Yup, life of edmond, during school holidays.
yay.

3:32:00 AM

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Once upon a time...

I had this bad bad cough and sore throat, thinking it was cool if i could totally lost my voice, i tried to destroyed my voice by eating lots of heaty and spicy stuff. It got a little bit worst in the end but i still had my voice, so i tried screaming in blanket, it hurts like hell and make my voice disappear for the moment. I was very satisfied with the result :)

After a few weeks, my sore throat finally recovered, but it was then i realised, i could no longer sing like S.H.E (lol), all the high pitch thingy went out of tune. It was really a big blow to me because what made me special from the other guys was i could sing like a girl but ah!!11oneone , i can no longer do that now.

I could still remember people telling me "what the fuck, why you can mimic people's voice so perfectly" , i was like flying when i hear that. Now bo liao... bo liao... bo.... liao..... bo............liao.............................

It is really really sad and i hope everyone would be nice and take care of their body. Duh

Byebye my secksy voice, edmond misses you.

And he lived unhappily ever after.

12:45:00 AM

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Accompanied lyn to ITE today...
Then was supposed to go Lerk Thai for lunch.. But Jerk Thai was closed, what a fking letdown. So ended up in Macau Express lol...

Theres something i want to tell people about Macau Express, don't eat for the sake of eating, because the food they serve is expensive and you can find them all in hawker centers la please.

Then then then..
went to the salon around our house, chopped my hair, dyed my hair.. Blah blah blah. They just DON'T realise that their red dye is not working, maybe only not working on me, WHY HAIR WHY ? WHY WONT' YOU JUST SUCK UP THE RED DYE AND MAKE ME PRETTY WHY?!!?!?!?!?!

Dunno leh... Nothing to update.. Life can be really empty sometimes... So bo liao, update until so bai chi liddat... haha...

10:08:00 PM

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Was reading an article about people.. thinking whats the most beautiful thing in the world..

But different people different views...
Some thing it's the sea, some thinks its rainbow.. some says it's their girlfriend and some points fingers to their mother, grandmother and maybe ancesstors.

And then came this reply, orgasm is the most beautiful thing. Simply because orgasm fills a person with endorphins, and endorphin makes a person happy. A happy person will treat his/her friends better thus making the world a better place.

And for your info if you have no fucking idea whats an orgasm, lemme explain. Orgasm is when you are having sex, the point of climax, the "highest" feeling, or in hokkien, " the most SONG moment" a.k.a orgasm.

Bottom line,

let's fuck each other for the sake of making the world a better place.

3:37:00 PM

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Hello...

In life, i can hardly remember things that i do and later regret..
In fact, i think theres non.

Some might be wondering..
"Don't you have any regrets not studying well during your primary school and secondary school ?" My pathetic answer is no.

Some even asked..
"You already knew you going to fail your secondary 5, then my as well come ITE when you finish ur sec 4, now you wasted one year.. no regrets?" My answer is again, no. I think i didn't waste that 1 year, during that year, i know all my friends again, and some jerks that i might have never found out.

You may say "what the hell, you are wasting your damn life". But i'm telling you it's my damn life i don't want anyone to interfere(correct spelling or not huh ?)

Anyways..
What i want to say is... i regret cutting my hair because i miss my long hair, i miss the times when wind blows, i brush my hair thinking i was a ravishing beauty days.

But nope...
bo liao... my hair.. it's gone... gone for ever...
hair....


my hair....regrets...
hair....

10:58:00 PM

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Edmond loves to eat, so bring me out to eat and i'll be UTTERLY UTTERLY UTTERLY happy. -ling

And one a side note, i dont like da bian hoh!

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yup

3:25:00 PM

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Today .....
pretty much lifeless...
as usual... Sleep, game, eat, sleep.

So i though i could use this chance to hint all my friends out there, in a notice of (How to make Edmond happy 101).

Tip number 1. Edmond loves to eat so you can just treat him to eat any junk or shit, that will make his day, rather fulfilled.

Tip number 2. Edmond loves people who go serious with him when it's time to be serious and crazy when it's time to be crazy.

Tip number 3. Edmond loves to joke and mock at people but don't like to be mocked and joked at, weird huh ?

Tip number 4. Edmond loves good food, so treat him to eat lar!

Tip number 5. Small things makes Edmond happy for a long time.

Tip number 6. Edmond dsn't like to be made use of, such exmaple is Amy, who makes use of me to waste her time so when her time to meet her bf is up, she ditch me.

Tip number 7. Edmond loves to eat, so bring him to eat.

Tip number 8. Edmond likes food, yar.. so if got go eat ask me go.

Tip number 9. Edmond eats practically everything edible, so eat with him.

Tip number 10. Edmond.. loves chocolate, which falls under (Edmond loves to eat) catagory.

Bo liao.
I'm just damn hungry right now.

4:36:00 AM

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CWO means Corrective Work Order

Corrective Work Order means when you dirty the environment and have to clean the environment in return. It's a kind of punishment used to punish litter bugs, making them "paiseh" in the public.

In order to get the chance to clean the singapore streets (which is rather clean already) All you have to do is throw litter in public places and "pray" that the officers from NEA catches you and writes you a fine ticket, and guess what ? You got yourself into deep shit!

So you basically have to go to some "rather populated" places to do cleaning work, for example; Orchard Road (which sucks for CWO), East Coast (sweep while enjoying seaview), Marine Parade (another rather isolated place) and i guess thats all.

And NO this way of treating litter bugs is NOT EFFECTIVE AT ALL because it leads to some really serious "after problems".

1. CWO makes the litter bugs dulan therefore littering MORE, skillfully. Now that they know how the NEA officers stalk on them.
2. Sweeping the already dirty environment makes the environment clean, yes. THUS, making the bangladesh natives jobless! This could lead to another SERIOUS problem.
3. We all know that there bangla natives come here for one motive, MONEY, if the litter bugs take over their jobs, WHO IS GOING TO FEED THE BANGLA & HIS HUNGRY FAMILY?!
4. Thus leads to starvation and deaths in Bangladesh itself, lowering the economic rate, birth rate and thus slowing affecting the world's life cycle.
(cheebye, if only my social-studies interpretation was THIS good during O lvls)

Anyways, yes this is what the Singapore government is doing.
Killing hungry people.

And the main point of telling you this..




i littered .___.
na bei chee bye...

1:01:00 AM

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Tomorrow i ish going to thy court .
Wondering ifa ima get moree fines or CWO or both or nothing or wut ?

Damn this sucks.. But after that, ima glad i got ITE to keep me busy with soon,
and good friendser inner world offer warcrafter.

Yay, my lifer is not so ruined after all.

1:43:00 PM

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So i was as usual, playing WoW "unhappily" because of leveling stress,
and minding my own business.. UNTIL

A random warlock invited me to a team..

Warlock : Hi, you wanna go to Hillsbrad with me ?
Me: I'm on a quest right now, maybe later.
Warlock : =(
Warlock Cast Soulstone Resurrection On Hsarus(Me)
Me : Wa!
Warlock : O_O Are you a singaporean ?
Me : Ya..
Warlock : How old ?
Me : 17 ( i still can't accept the fact that im going 18 this year =( )
Warlock : Wow, same, school ?
Me : Simei ITE
Warlock : WTF? Really? I ALSO!

And all went like that... In short..
I just found a singaporean player who is in the same school as me and yea i can't belive it.
WoW is BIGGER than the world. 90+ Servers, 2 Continents, 1000+ Places, and zhun zhun i met him RIGHT on that spot.

Bo Ko Leng. -End-

Oh ya, and i think i'm beginning to have no life..
Edmond will continue to stay at home playing WoW , continue having no life until someone jio me out, thus activing my life button.

Do you want to be the one ?
Dial 1900 - 912 - 6868

12:30:00 AM

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I thought about it...
Given the current economy (sucks)
i think we all should continue downloading Mp3. ;X

But on second thought, what will the singers feel..

Annoymous singer : "wa lao, i put so much effort to scream like a whore and make this cd to sell and people are all downloading mp3 instead.. no one support me sia =("

Annoymous singer 2 : "sian.. everyone is downloading mp3 now, the singing market so bad, how to hun xia qu ? "

SO!
I suggest every one choose a few of their favourite singers..
and when their cd comes out, it's on your MUST BUY list,
mine is... SunYanZi, S.H.E .. and somemore i dunno...
but the rest of the singers that is like... not-so-popular..
i supprt you to download mp3 instead..

shit what the fuck am i talking about!
oh well... blame the government :)

3:17:00 AM

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Was like set the time to meet with Seth at 12pm,
and was like still sleeping..
So seth called wondering why am i not at the MRT yet.

Heng he not angry, if i were him i will tear down the mrt.

Anyways, everything went well at the ITE earlier,
tot got orientation, actually is ask you pay money and do some registration / photo taking.

Then met with lyn and went to Sakae..
Had something called Mussel Fry omfg, im so going back for more.

So lazy to level my WOW now..
Playing with someone who dsn't PLAY the game, but just follow me around..
Kinda feel as lonely as usual..
On the verge of quitting, but im so determined to beat melton.

Melton u just wait!
I make sure you beg me to stop leveling faster than you!
HAH!!

1:57:00 AM

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Went to buy WoW with soul, rr and melton.
Yay, now all ro players are playing wow liao.. yay yay yay
and heard ovetto also playing wow wor!
and and i managed to psyco cj and prolly yc to wow, yayayayay~

had a fun time in wow today, whole day play with friends, yay..!
chiong until damn tired now...

tomorrow going to ITE for who-knows-what..
yay.. my day is so packed.. im so happy to be tired.

6:56:00 PM

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Finally finished that BORRING part time job, im just so fucking glad.
Estimated pay will be like.. 80ish ? Yes you get 80 bucks for sitting around doing nothing besides chatting and walking around. Yup, thats what i did 2 days ago =)

Just came back from movies with Lyn , Dash n Seth..
Went to watch THE PACIFIER, yay, and what does it mean ?
It means i get to rate it loh~ I give it a 4.9/5.0
Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why Why ?
Because i didn't like the ending =/
They guy should have stayed with the family and be their seth dad instead of falling for a lady he barely knew for like a few days, dsn't make sense.

Anyways, please go watch it, damn nice.. If you like SEXY BABYSITTERS, watch it :D
Tml, 10am getting pay.. Damn sian.. Think gonna sleep today, tomorrow is ' chiong warcraft day'.

12:49:00 AM

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Yay, good day.
Had fever yesterday night, was because of the piercing i had, too painful that it lead to fever .. scary eh ? Yea.. then wen to sleep in the living room until noon 1+ pm..

Got a suprise call from Kelyn, it started with "EDMOND! I FOUND A JOB FOR YOU LIAO"
Wa, was so shocked to hear that, then was like kinda excited also, my first virgin job..
Then after i calmed down a bit.. i got another call from her..
"Eh, they want use to work right now, you can or not ?"
was like "Huh? So urgent meh.. Ok lor..."

So i went to meet her at her house, then i asked her "so how are we going there ?"
Lyn said "No nid, the person come and fetch us"
WTF, ask you go work, still got people come fetch you, somemore it's the director of the EMF or EMS company thing.. drove us to Starhub AOS building.. No idea what it is anyways..

Was greeted by a guy who later taugh us how to clean virus and stuff..
We reach there at 4.30, went home at 8.30.

The pay was :
Before 5pm - $6.50
After 5pm - $9.30

Damn good pay, and damn good job.. Because during the whole long hours time, we only went there to stand around looking at people, following them around like dogs =x
Like kelyn said, we'r like Dua Pek Gong n Dua Pek Bu, sit and do nothing =X

So yea... during the 4 hours, we only fixed like 4 coms ? And we still have no idea if we did it correctly or n ot but hell, who cares, as long as money keeps coming, clock keeps ticking, we keep chatting, everythings well .. =)

12:24:00 AM

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Seth treat me and lyn to seoul garden sia.. thanks thanks <3 Primary motive was to find a job.. kind of ended up going shopping.. =Did ask around for vacancies.. all nid to call and ask , ma fan.. So went shopping, shop shop shop..


Saw the pink thing, attached with the small white one, i wanted to white one, and i remember ling wanted to pink one, so.. i bought it :)
The white one is mine, the pink is ling's and the black bone is a gift from kelyn. omfg i love it so much thank you thank you.

So talked to soul about WoW, he asked me to go Eartherin Ring, ok fine, i go, got free tank i don't see why not =x

Gonna play WoW liao.. byebye

11:20:00 PM

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Nothing much happened today, thought it was Monday, was like so getting ready to go out..
Then only i found out.. it's sundayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............ =*(

WoW lor, wad else...
then did some chatting, and watched TV the whole day until now.. Damn sian..
i need a job, i really do..

8:17:00 PM

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Played WoW the whole fucxing day..
Seems like the journy gets more and more borring for me..
Gonan ask is melton wanna help me pia to level 20 :X

Some people said today wanted to jio me to movies.. In the end come msg me
"We go shopping enuff, i have to go home at 8pm, heex"
Heex ur lan, i damn pek chek liao u still heex me? I would have fucking shot you if i had a pistol in my hand.

Shuan le, she damn good at doing all this stuff, i also xi guan liao..
Wad ever.. only can trust my old friends, she is like an outcast already.
Thank goodness i still have ling and lyn.

In the name of Guan yin ma, i banish you, yvonne lim!

12:43:00 AM

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Just came back not so long ago from 126. Damn full now..
Missed my dinner, thats why =
Oreo i wan free movie with you <3 Anyways~~
i took some pic in the toilet.. nothing liao..


Si beh swee... Like "Tian Nu Nan Xia Fan"

Well well... tomorrow going movie and shopping with Yvonne and MeiZhuan..
So busy this few days ahwhhahaha

12:19:00 AM

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