I was like staring at the TV, and suddently came across
OLYMPICS 2012, SINGAPORE ~!

I was like WOW, Singapore taking part in one of the bidding cities to host Olympics, Singapore so eh sai sia!

And was like, omfg so excited, people from all around the globe is comming to Singapore, the fucking developed yet not so well known dot.


10 Minutes ago, i kinda found out that 'brilliant' Singapore is only hosting the stupid auction for the 5 major cities to bid for Olympics 2012 Licenses.

Namely Paris , New York City, London(Yay go london), Madrid & Moscow.

CHEY! Singapore only hosting the bid nia, what the hell, why is everyone getting so excited about it, why is the ads and news talking about "Mai Xiang 2012" aka "Towards 2012".

Towards simi lan ? Olympics also not we hosting, we only incharged of the stupid auction which is not much of a big deal "to me" at lease. And news reporter is like "Yay, we gonna host auction for a WORLD event". Fuck you la bitch.

Besides the "every one around the world is meeting in a place for a world event" is cool, i think hosting auction is kinda cool also lah.

Think of the Kings and Queens, famous celebs, great city reps.
And at that very moment, next wed's i assume, the whole world will be tuning to anything they can have contact to the world with, just to focus on Singapore, waiting for the stupid billion dollars worth results to be released.

And then, i realised, that news reporter is actually happy because now the whole world knows about Singapore....

So disappointing can ? I tot wad, we gonna build a fucking big stadium town like place that can fit in millions and millions of people and economy shooot like fuck(dsn't concern me anyways).

So much for the crap.... chey~

11:53:00 PM

- - -

Nothing much happened today, besides the fact tt there is actually people asking me about how to do some questions. First time ney. Last time secondary school no one ask me before =(

So happy lah, wakakakkakakakaa
I know how to do physics now liao, weeeeeeeee

Ok no more, one song in my ipod suddently disappear for no reason, damn pissed.

Have to find it all over again..

5:15:00 PM

- - -

Basically nothing interesting happened today, besides overslept, when i'm supposed to meet lyn at 9. Ooops.

Then took a taxi there alone, early in the farking morning for some principal talk. I reached at 10.30, must wait for everyone till 11am then start.. Or was it 11.30..

Anyways, things got reallllly borring, and i started falling asleep.

And i swooooped out my protable handphone(wee) for some self entertainment !


During the talk, that retard there was showing us some comedy on "count mah fingers".


Things got out of hand, i started taking pictures of my classmates, they don't know of course. /gg
Shuai ge here is either issac, alan or alex, i don't know his name.


Then i noticed what pretty lights we had! Pretty!!!!!!


More pretty lights! Pretty hor ? Kinda resembles those baking lamps, bake the students ALIVE


Basic necessity to survive a boring 3hours lecture talk.

All was not fun

Tomorrow having a full day lesson, so tired............

i hear a voice calling me.....

10:20:00 PM

- - -

Not in the mood to blog becuz there's nothing much to blog about.

Cept tt i finally know how to calculate resistor stuff, WHICH, i never thought i would know in secondary school.. Now i do, weee

Pray tml i won't meet tt stranger who caught my hair.

Num mor num mor...

10:13:00 PM

- - -

What the hell..
Even sleeping on a saturday morning will wake up all of a suddent and think like, "Omg, today got school or not, am i late? Whats the time ?"

Yup, woke up @ 5.30am like a retard.

It's called "Schoolretardphobia"

Shit man, i need to relax myself, MORE GAMES FOR ME WEEEEEEEEEEEE

2:55:00 PM

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Sometimes, some post, some things, some stuff, are not ment to let known to certain people.

But werid thing is they always seem to have an upper hand on finding such sources.

I hate it.

Making medamn embarassed. Taoyan

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1:09:00 AM

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Was like first day go school, heard something tt made me happy,
second day go school, exact same thing happened.



Scenario 1 -
Walking to the lift with the class, suddently one malay classmate
poped out from no where and asked me this.
"Hey, your hair cut at jean yip issit? I wanted something like yours
but i can't find where to cut ah"

"No la! Cut at my house there"

"Private ah ?"

"Huh, uh" (Can't hear what he was asking)

"Intro leh" *Smirking*

I just smile smile, cuz i can't hear what 'hewassaying'.

Scenario 2 -
Teacher went around points fingers at those with long hair +
coloured hair. Point point point, i was the last one, so he was like
"Uh! and edmond huh, you also much dye back your hair ah!"
"Hahaha okok"
*Continues Walking*

I suddently turned to one of the guy namely 'guan long' my locker buddy.
was asking "Huh really must do dy.."
And got interrupted by him

*Pointing at my hair the tail part*

"Eh, your hair there very nice, you don't go dye or cut hor ?"

I was like " Huh... "

And continued walked..

Hhehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehhehhehehe..

HHahahHAHahahHAHahHAHahHAHahHAhahhAHhhhHAh....

LOLLOLLLOOOOLLLLLLOLLLLOLLLLLLOLLOLLOLLLLOOLLOLOL...

10:37:00 PM

- - -

What the hell, so many many things happened the pass 2 days, and i mean "A LOT".

I'll start off with some pictures weee!


So we had to gather at this room, sit sit, listen listen to the guy toking about some things which "ihavenoidea" what it's about.


And then we made our way to the temp class, the 2 guys are the teacher lor, blue is form teacher, gray is assist.


Giving out the new ezlink & lanyard.


Day 2 - Early in the morning ... on a FUCKING FUCKING cold bus, raining summor.


For some reason she was damn hungry tt day, she ate ALOT of rice neh!


Taking MRT to orchard meet jeric, then on mrt saw this kaypo indian, ppl sms then he keep staring, so irritating, i felt like sticking my fingers into his eyes but i dun dare.




And then went to bugis earlier buy shoes, this is the one, nice mah, not nice meh, seems like only sum ppl knows how to appreciate :? Comments ?

And hor, before going bugis, walk like walking under MRT, THEN I WAS LIKE THIS CLOSE TO KENA-ING BIRD SHIT, WTF. LIKE 5CM AWAY, IT SWOOSHED DOWN FROM MY EYE TO MY LEG, AND LUCKILY I NEVER KENA, GOD BLESS.

I decided not to go school on the third and last orientation day, so i decided to pon, lala..
I don't wanna do simi team building activity, we were told to bring another pair of shoes, another pair of pants and one more uniform. Siao boh ? No thanks, team building urself, lim peh want to sleep ah.

But lyn went for the last period instead, but she went there, only take notes i believe, no lessons, heng i never go lalalalalalaalallalalalal`~~!#@%&*

And so it was dinner time, me was sitting down with sister and mum enjoying the black pepper crab she whoooped up, so hungry, eating non stop, eat eat eat, until one fine ring ring which spoiled my entire appitite.

Some time ago, assistant form teacher called ...
Blue - Teacher
Red - Me
Green - Sister

*Sister picks up phone*
*Hops to me, stomping the ground like earthquake*
"Nah, yours"
"Edmond?"
"Yaa ?"
"Joel here ah"
"Orh, ya ?" *hong kan liao*
"Edmond, why didn't come school today?"
"Huh.. I overslept"
"Seriously ah, are you serious about this course ?"
"Of course lah!"
"Then why you didn't come today, must show some interest!!"
"Aiya i overslept"
"Must tell me the truth you know ? You tell me, you a gentleman right ?"
-___- "Ya"
"You tell me, you a man right ?"
-_______________-"Yaa"
"Then will you overslept in the future or not?"
"No, wun wun"
"Sure ah ?"
"Yeaaaahh"
"Was it your sister who picked up the phone earlier ?"
"Yup"
"Aiyo, then ask her to wake you up ma, she working in the morning right?"
"Huh, no, studying"
*Me walks away from the dining table, away from my mother and sister*
"Then also can ma, ask her wake you up in the morning, kick you punch you!"
*Hysterical laughter from him*
-___- "Orh, ok"
"Is your mother around?"
"No, parents out" SIAO, LET YOU TOK TO MY MOTHER = ME COMMITTING SUICIDE
"Ok, then can i speak to your sister for a minute?"
"Ok, wait.."
*Pssss!! Michelle, come*
*Rush to kitchen making a 'what?' hand sign*
Whispers "Help me tell him i overslept, say mama not in, faster faster"
*Sister answers the phone* ( 2-3 minutes of endless laughing )
- Hung up -
I didn't ask much, cuz i know mother will hear.
*Walks to the kitchen together*
Mother : Who was that ?
"No la, my friend want to know her"
Mother : Wa seh! Got new friend sia! *tease michelle*
*Luff luff luff*

(All siam)

Here's what my sis said ..
"Wa lao, your teacher siao one leh, he tell me wake you up everytime you got school, say until like i your mother, then he say ask me punch you so you will wake up, then he keep luffing ot himself like that *hehhahahaheahehaheaheahah* Siao one leh.. ! Keep luffing to himself *HHEhehhHEWHEhehHEha* " *Disgusted Face*

Thanks for ruining my entire dinner, JOEL
Pretty much about it =/
Happening hor..

7:51:00 PM

- - -

Tomorrow going ITE liao..
Damn kan chiong, early morning meeting Kelyn, then meet Seth, then meet Nicholas, then find Yahui, then will see Fadhilah, and will lead to MeiZhuan and days later means see Weiwen.

Hehahohehaho, gonna take lots of picture with my portable(-__-) handphone!
Take entrance, take pic see got ppl cry, take pic see got people fight, take pic at new teacher, take pic at new people, take pic at supposedly lots of people, take pic at the class, take pic at anything i can find.

TAKE TAKE TAKE, AND HOPEFULLY I CAN BE DISMISSED EARLY.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

9:16:00 PM

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MTV is weird, but screw it.

Do you believe in Karma ?
Karma(i think tts how they spell it) is like a good/bad spirit thing.



Blue is for good karma, and red is for bad karma.

For every good thing you do, a little karma spirit clings onto you,
and for every mean bad things you do, a red one comes find you.




See, this is what happens when you do too much of bad things, you get covered in bad karma!
And thats not all, bad karmas have suay auras, for every one little karma you have, something bad happens to you! This poor guy has more than 30, meaning 30 bad things awaits him in the comming year.

However!
For every good deeds you do, you gain a lil good karma buddy.



Good karma does not help you fight off bad karma, bad karma also don't interfear with good karma's business. Because they can't see each other!

For example, a bad karma decided to bright bad luck to you, he puffs into a smoke and something suay happens, like... you fall down on the floor.

Then a good karma 'might' decide to sacrifice his life to save you,*puffs into smoke* and he make you fall and land on your butt instead of your back/head/hand/leg, causing you to fall with minimun injury!

HOW GOOD IS THAT ?

So remember, collect many good karma buddies, it's not something that anyone can steal from you, the karma will remain with you forever until one day he decides to puff into suay/lucky smoke!

Think of it, who knows a good karma might puff into smoke when you are sleeping, and lets you dream of a hot sexy girl you have been admiring for ages and you get to screw the hell out of her, resulting in... who knows, 5-6 orgasms ?

Weeeeeeeee!!!!!

Collect your good karmas today!
You can start by mailing some money to me, or make me happy, and you will get good karma ley!

6:14:00 PM

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2 more days to possibly 'hell'..

So many questions i keep asking myself..

My hair colour will be caught or not ?
Class same with seth or not ?
Lesson hours long or not ?
School fun or not ?
Can tahan travelling SO DAMN FAR for 2 years or not ?
First day wear home clothes go school extra or not ?
My pants SO BIG, can change smaller or not -_-
Got new friends or not ?
Lyn will get her lisence or not :XXXXXX

Then was like yesterday, before going to change uniform..
Was like tried to contact Yahui, since she have to go school buy uniform on the same day (yesterday), and thinking she will be .. probably alone ? You all know her pattern, SOOOOOO girlish, speak like ant, poke her once she cry like old lady. So i wanted to be an angel for once, asked for her number form Bailu, and smsed her, things went like this..

Me : Yahui ?
Her : Who are you ?
Me : Edmond here, have you bought your uniform ?
Her : I don't know you.
Me : Edmond here, have you bought your uniform ? ( i sent this sms, again, i mean, HOW CAN SHE NOT KNOW ME ?)
Me : *Calls Yahui*
No one answered #1
Me : *Calls Yahui* 5 mins later
No one answered #2
Me : *Calls Yahui* 10 mins later
No one answered #3
Me : When you see this, call me ok ?
Her : But i don't know you (Cheebye you fucking short memory fiack)
Me : Edmond from macpherson secondary, your damn class mate!
Her : Huh ?
Me : Calls her for the last time, suprisingly, someone answered.
It went like

"Hello ? Yahui ah?!"
A guy spoke "Who is this ?"
*Shocked* "Can i speak to yahui please ? Wait, you Tofai issit?!!" (Tofai is her rumoured bluff boyfriend)
"Sorry i not yahui, i yahui's brother in law"
"Huh ? You not yahui? Okok sorry ah, byebye"
"byebye"

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....ken
You not yahui you say so lar, in the first place you should have fuckingly told me wrong person, you still say i dont know you ? Wad the fuck, i din know got such blurr fuckingly stupid people, still can waste so much of my time saying i don't knwo you i don't know you blahblHVlbhalbhalbh.

So stupid. Thanks for wasting so much of my time smsing you, you fucking brother in law.

So much for trying to be an angel, i think it's better to be mean to her rather then nice!
RAWR!

6:54:00 PM

- - -

UNIFORM WAS N O T NICE!

WASTE my time know ? So i was there buying uniform, kin kin buy, kin kin zhao. And reach home, WHAT THE HELL NEH WAD THE HELLL... BRAINLESS SELLERS OR SOMETHING..

Firstly...
I bought 2 male tops, a.k.a shirt, and i got one fucking female blue top. Fucking blind, so fucking obvious, it;'s either the packing lady blind, or the order lady blind, or both blind.

Secondly...
This measuring tape auntie measure my fucking waist, 28.
SIAO BO 28 ? I NOT AMY LEH, so i was like, auntie, measure my wasit, don't go anywhere near my nipples please. Course i didn't say things like that -_-
She was like "Ok, i give you 28 la hor ?"
" 28?! No! Too small!"
"Then whats ur size boy ?"
"At lease give me 30, you measure too high"
So i got the 30, came home, WTF CANNOT WEAR, struggling to fit in the damn piece of ... cloth! After i finally manage to stuff myself in, THE ZIP CANNOT ZIP LOR CHEEBYE, MY WHOLE PACKAGE WAS LIKE OPEN THERE, AIR CON BLOWING. WTF?

Ok nevermind, Bermudas..
This fucking lady said, i see your size, "kay siao want to see my crotch"
Nevermind, see see see, "Ok la, small can"
SMALL UR CHEEBYE, DO I LOOK ANYWHERE NEAR SMALL TO YOU ?
AND FOR YOUR INFO, THAT FUCKING SMALL PIECE OF BERMUDAS IS LIKE... A FUCKING TIGHT BOXERS, HOW THE FUCK YOU EXPECT ME TO WEAR A PANTS SO SO SO TIGHT TO RUN, MY CROTCH IS LIKE SO FUCKING OBVIOUS! I NEED AT LEASE L OR XL! YOU STUPID OLD LADY!

And then i recieved a good news from kelyn, she bought 2 skirts and got like 1 skirt 1 pants. YAY! So im not alone afterall.

And she got this FUCKING big sized pe-tshirt, she can wear to sleep without having to trouble herself with panties and pants already, yay.


THe fucking big MAN SIZED t-shirt, looks normal ay ?


THe MAN SIZED t-shirt, FUCKING BIG LEH, WHO SAY NOT BIG, I SAY BIG MEANS BIG, REMEMBER, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!, AM I RIGHT ? YES!

So... Yes they work blindly.
And i am fucking unhappy!

But edmond anythign one lar... tomorrow go back change lor, waste more time lor..
lalabeth


And was like shopping ard bugis with ling and peeps, and saw....
Bee bee ? I dunno her name wor, this is wad von call her..
Anyways, she was like "eh i go intergrated logistic, same school leh"

..
......
..........
huh ? .__.

And was like heard ww + laney story, and was like so ... touched
and was like so .... ... touched -_-

fuck, im out of words, bye

2:13:00 AM

- - -

I'm like so happy today.. So i decided to type a legendary forbidden language ; entry.

And sh0 aii am liek sh0 b0red t0dae, wh0le dae sleepx until liek 4pm den wake arp. Sh0 funniex, i can sleepx sh0 l0rng, and n0w im typing dis n0nsense t0 entertain myself, sh0 funnie rites ? Hehex.

Humphx, was like tell weiwen i b0ught him teh spearmints chewing gummy, and he was liek tell miiex spearminty kills sperm, i didn't knoe lors. Humphx. And t00 tinkx datx i enjoyed spearmints sh0 much! Budd sperm ish inn0cent!

Damn sianx canS ? Dunch knoe wadd t00 d00 now.

Ok im so sick of typing those stuff, damn hard can ?

And was like saw Xiao Hai Bu Ben 2, allt he kids is like all grown up...
And i told weiling, the lanjiao all hairy hairy liao, and she was supposed to freak out. But she didn't. Yup this is weiling.

Nothing liao, tomorrow going ITE buy Uniform, damn sian ...
When no school i keep askign for school,
now school is here, i kinda dont feel like studying.

Wtf.. Im still in holidaymood since last year june.
It's been a year... how time flies.....

6:37:00 PM

- - -

Came back from malaysia, was like so bored there,
slacking on the 100year old "sofa" , got this wacky smell to it,
and was like falling asleep .... until ... something happened.

What happened? /gg

Nothing la, bluff one.

Anyways.. so was like slacking slacking..
took some pics on the car..
Wanx See ? Aiix show euux.


This one is like so innocent, so pure, so clean... Soooo not like me


No comments.

Slack slack slack, sleepy now..

Tuesday must meet seth,lyn & nic for ite uniform..
Sian.. Sian .. Sian ... ... . .. . . dot. . . dotdotdot.. dotdot..... dot......dot.dot...


hah~

3:30:00 AM

- - -

Tomorrow, which is Saturday, am going malaysia.

Father wants to test the stupid new car, waste my time only.

Fucking computer keep having glitches about WoW,
cannot even play, and Gunz online is loosing it's appeal.

GunzOnline
If you happen to download this game come find me
Jackmove the pro :X

Ta

Wants to eat KFC the burger, without lettuce with cheese.

8:09:00 PM

- - -

Been so long since i last visited the salon,
hair is growing, messy and long,
it needs to be fixed.

And i need a life, everyday wake up play game,
play game eat, eat liao play, play liao sleep.

Sometimes i don't even know what time i woke up,
what time am i supposed to sleep.

How can ... ?

1:15:00 AM

- - -

Can't believe such pea-brained people still exist.

To make things simple, i hate nubs who dsn't understand my 'stupid' joke and take things SO seriously. Such as someone whom i do not wish to mention his name.

Why why why is there still stupid people who dsn't understand S T U P I D jokes ?

Want an example of stupid jokes? Ok i'll tel you one.

For E X A M P L E(just in case people takes things seriously again)

Me : XXX What will you do if i quit school and be a gangster ?
Him : Why you want to quit school ? Bo liao ah ?
Me : Very sian in school ma (reason is stupid enough for anyone with brains to udnerstand)
Because HOW can you quit the damn school ? Common sense.
Him : Aiya, you want quit you quit lor, you want be ah beng you go be lor, tell me for what, i can't control you liao.
Me : WTF YOU CANNOT TAKE JOKES YOU FUCKING STUPID ASSHOLE
-Signed Off-

First time in my life, i met stupid people like this.
People whom i have absolutely no talking chemistry with. Which makes me want to talk more to my friends and treat them better.

Like what i told jeric, heaven was fair, he got the looks, he dsn't have the stuff in the skull.

God smack him hard.

3:10:00 PM

- - -

So this indian called... Or prolly malay ...
Sounded like 20-24 ? Those indian girl's voice..

The conversation on the phone with me and her went like..

Ring Ring
"me picks up the phone"
Me : Hello ?
She : Hello? Where is this place ah ?
Me : Huh ? What you want ?
She : Where is this place ah ..? Is it blahvbv(i can't hear what she said)
Me : Nono, what you want ?
She : Aiyo thank you thank you
Me : Cheebye, thank your cheebye.

-end-

Then my mother came ask what happened, i told her what happened, and she was like,

"orh that indian, last time also call ask the same thing"

What the fuck ?
You called and ask what is this place ?
It's like calling 999, "hello ? pizza hut ?"

Siao cheebye, why do brainless people still exist, AT LEASE ASK POLITELY ?
HELLO, WHAT IS THIS PLACE

This is hell, welcome to hell, fuck you na bei cheebye.

12:11:00 PM

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