Fucking breastless bitch, i hate people whom ask me to do things UNNICELY and still dare to shout shout shout, fuck you la, shout simi lan jiao, fucking breastless bitch.

As i was saying, fucking breastless bitch.
Someone lor, some big fuck teacher lor, cheebye, ask me clear litter. You ask the prince clear litter, your fucking brain got problem issit ?
Fine nevermind, ask me clear, but she make it as if i was the one who littered the damn fucking table, of course must defend myself ma, i only said "those are not mine".

And that fucking breastless bitch shouts "DONT TELL ME WHOS IS IT, JUST CLEAN"
Clean your mother cheebye understand ? I will put one fucking durian and do hip hop jam the durian in your cheebye, want ? I will push, pull, and do 360 degree turn. Want ?Fucking bitch.

You want people to clear litter, don't know how to fucking tok nicely ? You fucking bitch, don't make it a deal that ur the fucking teacher u can fucking ask people do this and that. Fucking bitch.

Whats worst, those fucking litter is left behind by the OTHER class can ? Fucking pea brain, ppl litter liao u all shove it to our class lar you fucking stupid fool. You are so stupid that the chicken flew to venus and realise it can't fly, and DIE there. Fucking bitch.

I used to like you becuz can tok cock with you, now i feel that you are just another brainless fucking primary school teacher whom only thinks about "omg i must do my job well or else the principle will fuck me around in his office, oh no oh no!"

Fucking brainless bitch, I hope the recent rain will rot your cheebye so fungi grows in it, and your stupidity tells you to pluck it out and eat it, so you die on the spot , yay for another fucker dead.

I will fucking screw you with a 70 inch screwdriver, screw ur cheebye to a big big cross and let you die there like how jesus did _|_

Fucking bitch, learn to talk nicely and fuck yourself.

Im' done.
Felt so much better :)
Hehehehehe. I love my blog :)

10:49:00 PM

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Hi,
there will be this P.I.E project presentation comming up.
Determined to score high high, i think i must chiong for it and present something that is realllllly interesting, puts me apart from the rest.

Topic is must present something interesting, and most importantly, what i learnt from it and shitz like that.

I think i'm gonna present the shit about going to court for littering, getting involved in stupid shitz that somehow changed a bit of my life. *moanz in agony*

I think i shall teach both the teacher and the class the "right" way of throwing rubbish on the floor without anyone knowing, and teach them how to spot bastards that nabs nice people like me that creates jobs opportunities for road sweepers.

Damn the mofos.

Good luck to me, presentation will be on Tuesday next week.
I hope i can score high high and... BA CHOR MEE, MEE POK BOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

11:34:00 PM

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Yesterday heard jeric told me about kena 'Bei Gui Ya'.
Suddently very scared ...
This somehow i remember in my sleep i saw my brother or don't know who using the com in the night. So late liao why he still using comp? He also won't wake up suddently to use comp one ma.. Then who was the person i saw in the night ?

Dunno la.. gonna ask him.. so scary..

'Shit i forgot what i wanted to update..
Hmm Ya not enuff time for life.
I got not enuff time for my life you know ?
Must do the project lar, this lar that lar, not enuff time lor!
I need more more more time for my life, esp WoW.
I gonna chiong that hunter, dunno jeric wants or not.
But anyways, i NEEED MOREEEE TIMMEEE...!
Uh huh!

7:42:00 AM

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It's so scary nowdays that my fever just comes back for no reason..
Yesterday, i bought a cup of milo ice and a bread from the school's cafeteria to class, ate it, drank it, and was like feeling damn damn shivering cold for no reason, so everything went cold till about 10.30am, until i cannot take it anymore, i told teacher im going home.

Took a cab back, fever came back.
I didn't measure the temp this time, but it's scary, was lying on bed like a burning log.

And misses our steamboat session =(
Fucking fever, begone.

Today got test somemore...
I hope i can get to sit with johnny and do some bad things together... =D

8:10:00 AM

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Finally back to school, so fucking fun day.
First thing i saw when i reach the class was big fat adrian, i dunno why but when i see him i very happy.

Then get to sit beside johnny and copy truout the whole 3 graded work.

Then went to expo to eat, whole chinese group and one outcast..
Was damn fun!

Adrian lent me his umbrella, i was the only one with umbrella, everyone was walking under the rain. LOL
At first when i took out the umbrella, i got this feeling "wa, he got umbrella, not fair"
Then i faster sing "Jit Kee Sio Hor Sua~!" Hokkien (One small umbrella)
They burst out luffing. Only then i dare to use.... must lighten up the mood first, arbo all will give you the "death gaze".

And then... we get to do some talking!
Class was discussing about racist and shitz, and we heard sharleen (dunno how to spell) saying "Wolf under the shit's skin".

And i was like " Huh ? Why she say da pian pi " ? Shit skin lol
So and me johnny giggled for the whole 1hour over this stupid senseless thing.

And then very fun lor ?
=/

Didn't get to eat curry fish head today because of some BODY...
HuMpHuUmOHHhUunmpHz~

8:26:00 PM

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Many might not have known..
But during friday night, i had a rather high fever... temp went to dunnno 39.6 or 38.6 , see, hot until i cannot remember clearly..

Then came sorethroat... then i felt really tired.. then i went to sleep..
Koon koon koon until saturday. It felt worst, fever was still there.. no appitite, no mood to play game, just feel like resting.. sleeping.

Then ate a few spoonful of fishball kuay tiao, left the whole bowl there, and slept at the living room with my dog till midnight when it started raining. I was shivering like a pig. Hmmm..

Then i went to check my MSN and handphone..
Was rather suprised people still cared for me (:
I got the get well message from jeric, joyce, weiwen, koonie.
I think there is still a few more but i can't remember, the temp toasted my brain i can't remember jack shit.

Then i suddently had the craving for... Tian Ji Porridge ! A.K.A Frog Porridge!
English dsn't sound that pleasant.

Then mother bought it for me, first bite i took, i almost vomited.
Then i got stuck in the toilet trying to vomit, nothing came out.. bullshit.

Until Sunday!When i can feel my fever subsiding. I suddently woke up in the morning, then i took some time to admire my hands, and to my horror, i saw RED SPOTS!, RED SPOTS MIND YOU! wad does it mean?! It means, im gonna die! It's the the.. dangue fever! my life is ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then i showed everyone. My sister said " Bo ko leng, if dangue fever, you will be so tired that you won't wake up and jump around telling people you got dangue fever, you will have joints/muscle ache, and after your fever subsided, it will be back again"

Anyways, my sister and father kena dangue fever together before, and stayed in the same hospital same room, so nice hor ?

And i was like " phew, im not gonna die , yay" Fuck the red spots, don't know where they came from anyways, now i can't find them anymore..

But my conclusion is...
I got infected by dangue fever the same day when i got infected by cough in class.
And then, my immune system and white blood cells and red blood cells and blahblah is so strong that they managed to conqure the fucking dangue fever. And blahblahblah, so im still alive. Im' strong, in short. :D

Now im ok, i have FUCKING A LOT OF CRAVING, FOR EXAMPLEEE...
Curry Fish Head, Japanese Chicken Satay, TakoPachi, Black Pepper Crab, Lobster in Garlic Sauce, Battered Prawns, Sambal Sotong, Tom Yum Soup, Sambal Kang Kong, Chicken Rice, Chicken Chop, Yong Tau Fu, Ba Chor Mee, Fried Chicken Wings, Burger King, Macdonalds Fries, Long John Silver, KFC OMFG, ofmogfmgffmgofgmofgmfogmfogmfogfm

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:)

12:35:00 PM

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The NFK Incident.
Im actually good enough to update you guys if you haven heard or is not clear about the NFK incident recently.

http://www.asiaone.com.sg/st/st_20050712_328079.html

I will summarise in short if you are lazy to read the news ?
Here goes.. in short huh.

It's actually about the CEO of NFK, Mr T.T. Durai. is getting paid a $600,000/ salary, or $1.8 million in the pass 3 years when he is supposed to get like $25,000. BlahBlah.
And this has been kept secret until recently, some people apperantly digged out this piece of shit. Durai, you are so SCREWED. Anyways, he is kinda corrupted to me, using the funds to take planes of first class seats and stuff like that.

There is an example that went like this....
"Imagine a person whom earn only $1000 a month, and donates $50 thinking it will go entirely to helping the NKF patients", no la, it went to T.T. Durai 's pocket liao. Har Har Har!
So theres this petition going about, asking TTDURfjbs fking name, to step down. Which is ... obviously a good thing.

But please keep in mind, it's the CEO that is corrupted, dont condemn the kidney patients ok ? They are innocent, keep donating to them, because they really need our help, fuck the durufdrai.

http://www.petitiononline.com/nkfs/petition.html

<3 + <3 = ?

2:17:00 PM

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Cough , sore throat , headache.
All thanks for _ _ _ & _ _ _ _ _ _ for spreading the friendly diesease to everyone.
Yay ~

Here's how it happened.
First day, _ _ _ keep coughing like mad, then start walking around class, in and out, cough and cough.. Spread and Spread.

If you think that's not enough, theres also a generous serving of diesease by _ _ _ _ _ _ who is sitting really near.

Ended with me and Joyce, starting to feel the 'sickness' comming.
Until today's lesson, assistant teacher keep complaining she headach.
So we asked her what happened, she said , "the _ _ _ _ _ sitting next to me in bus today, keep coughing like mad, now i kena.. Wa lao, i want penadol extra extra extra."

See ? I never anyhow say one hor, got prove one.
Now that i bought it home, im gonna spread to my brother also lar ?
Hmmm..

Anyways, theres this stupid thing going on..
Call 62990200 for an NKF refund of all that you dialed this year.
10cents per call charge.

I dunno if it's real or not, don't dare to call..
But it's stupid that you call for refund, with a 10cent charge.
And.. I won't be testing out the number .. because, YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO HAVE A REFUND FOR DONATION YOU MADE ? SHIT YOU LAH.
Come to think of it, i didn't make any donations this year wor... o_O

1:46:00 PM

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Super busy....

So busy i don't even have time to live life :X
Like real.

No la, every day busy with homework, then must practice that damn maths shiet, cannot affort of fail or im screwed for life.

Then sometimes need to go shopping with new friends.. watch movie today somemore..
Then then, when come home, about time to .. hmm eat dinner and stuff..

Still must deal with online friends, play my game..
Play dao lai 11-12 liao..
then .. about time to sleep..
Then.. almost no time lor ?

DOTZ..

12:49:00 AM

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Today is the very the fun day !
After EES, all pon theng the to the bugis !
Got who leh ? Got a lot leh!
Got got the.. Me!
Then got the, guan long, then got the ken, then got the joyce, then got the chao wei, then got the lynette, then got the reeve, then got the taufiq, then got the johnny, then got the issac.

Then very the fun lor!
THen go bugis meet seth, then go sim lim walk walk, then walk walk. Then walk.

Then come home, get to talk with weiling, weiwen and jeric.
I the luffing like siaozer!
Weiling made me luff with the, er... cheebye hair part.
Jeric made me luff with the stupid emo virus part.
Weiwen made me luff with his low intellect part.
Sho funnyzer!

Yay!! the yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:01:00 PM

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Still had a lot of interesting article i can update with this afternoon. Prolly too free so i came up with lots of ideas to make readers laugh.

But but...
Lim pei forgot everything liao, wad the hell, wasted my time.

Anyways, just a quick update on today.
All was well during first few periods, till lunch time, went all the way to SG Expo to have lunch with taukik <.< seth. Fking rich people nowdays.

Was his idea. Pif

Then was late for class for like 15minutes. Class was still 'settling' down. Damn late commers!

And got our fucking test papers back, i got 7.5 / 10.
A fucking 0.5 marks to getting A.
And im' not fucking satisfied with B+. Bullshit.

All ken's fault, Sally told him the answer to TCP/IP was
Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol.

He heard wrongly and told me Translation Control Protocol / Internet Protocol.
0.5marks gone like that ! A gone like that !
And whats worst ? I told so many people the answer was Translation, god bless no one blamed me today.

Bullshit i want my A.
Stupid indian teacher kuhan you blardy nincompoop, he dsn't want to give me 0.5 marks, and that old horny fella is like always smiling and drolling on me, chee bye, after eating my tofu for so long, give me 0.5 marks will die ? Knn don't blowjob for him secretly next time liao! Humphx! JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJJKJKJKJK

Ok bed time,
kthxbye

11:34:00 PM

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:) HAppYppAH (:

Just found out a person in my class actually plays World Of Warcraft.

He's a level 60 Rogue, Blackrock, Shalem.
Weeeeeeeee, means next time i can psyco him lend me his account while i farm items for MYSELF like jeric the evil offspring did.

He teach me one. *Points at jeric*

And................
Kinda found out that ITE is not as bad as what i.. or maybe 'everyone' think it is.
I used to have this impression of ITE where people inside would only 'diao' 'diao jui 'fight'.
Budden, now i found out i was totally wrong.

It's such a fun place, so far haven seen any 'real' fights taking place.
Only spotted a few 'damn' bengs. Have yet to see real lians.
Is like a big secondary school, just filled with more matured people i would say.
And you can't really find girls that speaks 'Euux, miiex, sh0, humPhx' in ITE, which..
is a good thing :)

And my class, fortunately theres no ah beng or people who is out to find trouble,
they are all damn funny + friendly. Tho malays would usually stay in their group, where chinese + indians in a group. Budden still quite fun.

Malay guys always walk in one big ground and sing some stupid chanting songs.
Malay girls always shouting and screaming, then smile and laugh like mad people.

Indian guys(a few) usually very gentleman and polite. Although one look DAMNNN indian-beng.
Indian girls,(only 2 i think), are damn friendly and fun people.

Chinese guys mostly very friendly and TALKERTIVE, so bitchy like girls sia! Oh, and got one guy in my class damn yandao, usually i only get to see him when i flip open my mirror.
Chinese girls are .. normal.. Yeah pretty much :/

Fun. Wee!

3:37:00 PM

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Thursday. Rather exciting day, reason is..
Friday only IFA lesson, fun and boliao, get to go home early weeeeeee...

I wonder if i will get to go shopping with lyn after tt...
It's been some donkey years since i last set foot on Orchard.
Owait, i just went there some time ago with Jeric, >_> nvm

I think i am getting a little bit of motivation to carry on with the game liao wee..
*GasP* I just saw porns popup on my bro's pc
Wahhahahahhaha
He was closing the windows frantically whahaha
Boom, besides the interesting news about London terrorist shitz,
nothing much today.

Im fucking hungry and feeling a little..
misguided =/

11:11:00 PM

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Life is full of unpredictable stuff... Even a guy from 'lebanon' (noidea where it is) can add you in MSN. How's that ? Tio 4D also won't so zhun.

Maybe my luck is changing... for the better :)
And stop calling me e-mOn, mOnnie and stupid names like that, i have a name, it's edmond, and it's there for a reason.

I don't need stupid nick names -_- Thank you.

9:01:00 PM

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Early in the morning 6.45am,
Sitting at the computer doing nothing.

Waiting for the time to faster reach 7,
too short to play games, too long to do net surfing.

Hungry, thirsty, tired.
I hate tuesday.

Gonna go school 'alone'.
Probably the first time in edmond history.
Edmond going school, ALONE by BUS wor.

Taxi got go alone before, MRT i not sure, BUS, i think NEVER.
Gonna get used to this crap for the next year or 2.
God bless, gimme strength.

6:45:00 AM

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Ta, today, Sunday, a fucking tired day for me.
*cracks*

I can hear my old bones rattling.... Had to babysit a monkey for the whole day.


I admit im getting old, kids these days are just super-duper-hyper-pro active.
This is the monkey Dylan. He just destroyed my spines yay.

Had to play with him the whole day, entertain him, and he's like keep calling me for small things like..
"Edmond! Come"
*Goes over* "What?"
"How ?" *Shows gameboy*
"There liddat" *Points blindly at gameboy*
"Ok!"

And senseless stuff like that.

Jesus hear my plea, gimme strength like viagra once did!
jkjkjk

12:30:00 AM

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Weeeee, my aunt just gave birth to a new baby boy, will get to him and her tomorrow, weeee

I wonder whats his new name, i want to name him Wayne, that's if i get the chance to. Weee damn excited. Excited cause she's my closest aunt and finally i can get close contact to a baby without having to fear of dropping the baby because i know she won't mind LOL.

Anyways, was thinking of a design for 'self-intro' website for school project. Still can't settle on one.. My head is big enuff, stop growingg@!!!! argggg...

& im hungry. I want to eat black pepper crab, NOW.
Will you satisfy me ?

2:21:00 AM

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Nothing interesting happened in school today, besides the test copy part if you find it interesting.

Was a quiz/test, ended up copying from each other, even resorted in finding answers from yahoo.com My class rox.

Then went for bowling weeeeeeeeeeee....

Bowling(CCA) today was HELLAFUN. Been so long since i felt so young again =x
Had so much fun with lyn and seth.

And i get to be turkey of the day @ H E R E

Anyways, heres a pic.

I remember Mr Remy Ong(the pro SG bowler if you don't know) came to our school to tell us about some basic bowling shitz. One most funny thing he pointed out was...

"I've seen many people playing bowling with so many funny pattern, like putting ball near crotch before bowling, or worst, over the head like praying to the bowling god."

Weet, i just got a good example.
See the pic, it's Seth praying to the god of bowling.
Hehahohehahoehaohe funny rite ?
luff with me.. lolollolllololllolllolollolololol hehhahaehaehahehahaaa..
stop.

Bowling was fun today =)
And guess what, Kelyn the pro bowler got 1 10 as her scores, weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

11:38:00 PM

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Something inter rest thing happened today.

Heard tt sally got bullied by some other class people..
Called her names and stuff... Bo liao people lah..
Then she complained to teacher, teacher went to confront the boyzzz~

Because of this, class got nicely delayed for 1hour YaY!
Then classroom when chaotic, we went shopping downstairs, then eat..
Then buy some drinks before comming up..
Still confronting.. So long winded..

Then must put my skills to use lor..
a.k.a taking pictures without people knowing muahahahahha..
T o u P a i ... !


Was like "waa, what is all this people looking at!" (Shima, Lynett, Unknown, Leesiang)
Leesiang, i pai tio you liao =)


Then i proceed forward to the happening spot. This is the closest i could get. In the middle of our teacher the bamboo, bamboo surrounded by ah bengs, nice one.
Tou pai again weeeeee...

And then shuang shuang shouted at me from far...
"Edmond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *wave frantically like retard*
Tok tok to her a bit and went back class liao =/

Then nothing interesting liao...

Anyways..

Poifull Jellybean rocks.
Yay for jellybeans,
jellybeans for the win!

$1.50/- per box, buy me some and i'll be your best friend.

1:14:00 AM

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