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Tuesday, May 04, 2010

epic battle

FINALLY, SOMETHING INTERESTING TO BLOG ABOUT.

I stripped and started showering. 2 mins later, I SPOTTED A COCKROACH IN THE FUCKING CABINET LOOKING AT ME, FEEDING ON THE SHAVER'S RUBBER PADDING THING. IT WAS MO-FO-SICK.

I was this close to running out of the shower naked, but being asian and not having the biggest dong in the world, it wouldn't be a sight to behold, grabbed my pants, wear and out i ran.

Fucking cockroach moved to THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSHES.

HOLY SICK!

I grabbed a broom and tried to sweep it out.
Fail, ran around and FUCKING SICK.

Sweep, ran, sweep ran, sweep hide, sweep hide.
Fucking hid in a hole my mother use to put makeup brushes that's never used.

HOLY SICK!

Ran to the computer and told erika everything that's happening, and went back to the fucker.

It came out.

SWEEP RAN SWEEP RAN.

HOLY SICK!

HID IN THE SAME FUCKING HOLE AGAIN.
FUCKER LIKES TO HIDE.

So i waited. I started to sweat, KUA ZHANG.

He came out, i swept really hard, all my mother's nail polish flew. TOO BAD MAMA!

He dropped to level 2 (originally at level 3).

FUCK, level 2 got a lot of makeup.

I sweep, immediately dropped to level 1.

Fucker hid in paper panties pouch.
WHY THE FUCK GOT PAPER PANTIES!?

I unscrewed the broom and started poking the paper panties like mad.
I dug the pouch so much i could have found my way to hell if i dug the ground instead.

The fucker ran out.
FUCK!!!! i dodged, i dunno i dodge for what, he was 1 meter away.

HOLY SICK!

Now he went to hide.
I had no idea where, i poked level 3's everything.
apparently it hid in another pencil holder, this time, he refused to come out.

Fine, i positioned the dustbin properly, and 1 SHOT WONDER!
I pushed the pencil holder out and it fell into the bin, the landing was so perfect i couldn't ask for more.

There it was, in one of the holder.
Refusing to come out, fuck you fucker.

I went to find insecticide.
NOTHING TO KILL COCKROACH WITH, HOLY?!?!?!?!

There was one can, it was for mosquito, FUCK JUST SPRAY ALREADY.

I ran back and sprayed so much it clouded the bin like genting.
Reminded me i need a holiday.

The thing started struggling but HENG!!!!
CANNOT CLIMB OUT. BAYGON MUST HAVE ANTI CLIMBING PROPERTIES.

I SPRAYED MORE, THIS TIME, GENTING BECAME ANTARCTICA, WONDERFUL1!!! IT'S A SNOWSTORM.
I don't want to go holiday anymore.

The thing started to give up after some intense struggle.
HE SUAY, his head was facing down.

Spray i continued.
Spray spray spray, the pencil holder started to flood with insecticide, there he was, drowning in his own medicine.

Afraid it might resurrect itself, i searched for spray mount, i wanted him there permanently.

BAMB, SPRAYMOUNT.

Spray - nothing came out.
CCB, no more spray out, fine, i shall continue to shower.

Now i am here blogging about it.

I feel, accomplished.
Thank you for your attention.

12:08:00 AM

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